Straight generation
– These Kids today, with their crazy upright walking!.
Ancient rules still apply: do not borrow your staff
– He never returns my tools when he borrows them.
Happy to be noticeable
– My gynecologist recognized me at the store today.
– You’re gonna have to start wearing longer skirts.
Clean tooth before visiting dentist
– You have a lot of blood on your gums, but to be fair, some of it probably isn’t yours.
