Jokes

Best friend Two friends are talking at the bar: – Dude, what are you gonna drink? My treat. – Why is it your

In the library A man comes to the library: – Good day, do you have a book about suicide? – Yes, but you will

Entrepreneurs’ dream Two entrepreneurs are talking: – I can’t sleep. Business is not going well since

Marriage tips The wife says to her husband: – You must tell your son not to marry that goat! – I won’t

Heart attack The bull chases Muju around the house. Fata tells him: – Don’t run so fast, you’ll have a

Electrical work Intensive care room, patients on breathing machine. The electrician peeks in and shouts: – Okay, now

Job interview A Bosnian got a job and his boss says: – now your salary is 300, and later it will be 500 and Bosnian

Dangerous places They asked the Bosnian: – What would you do if your arm was broken in two places? – Well, I

Box John says to Mike that a box fell on his head yesterday. – Mike asks: – What was in it? – Nothing