Jokes

Height vs weight A woman comes to the doctor. – Doctor, how tall should I be for my weight? – 4 meters, ma’am

Qualifications Man at a job interview: – Do you have children? – Yes, five daughters and six sons… –

Veterinarian A conversation between two friends: – My new boyfriend is a veterinarian . – Did he fight in the

Taxi Three drunk girls get into a taxi. The taxi driver decides to joke around. He starts the engine, revs it for three

A tender words The collective farm has achieved record milk yields. Reporters from the local newspaper arrive and ask the

Cigarette butt A general inspecting his troops on the parade ground suddenly spots a cigarette butt. He asks sternly: ‘Whose

Psychological barrier A man’s penis was torn off. He and his wife paid a lot of money, had surgery done, and a donor

Tear off the head A man is sitting in line waiting to see the chief director, browsing in his smartphone and reading aloud

Bad choice A beautiful girl is lying on the beach. A sailor walks by: – ‘I would moor at this harbour!’ The girl refuses