Jokes

My greatest fear – Most of all, I am afraid of the darkness and dentists. – Well, dentists – I understand

Telegram A dog comes to the post office: – Can I send a telegram? They give him a form. He writes: ‘Woof, woof, woof

Volume After cleaning her ear with a cotton swab, a blonde says to her husband: – ‘I was cleaning my ear and damaged

Four glasses – How many glasses of wine do you drink per day? – Four. – What do you mean, four? I only

A mournful end Two friends meet: – Why are you so sad? – Well, I started to pee into my bed at night…

Bald – Mum, why is our dad bald? – Because he’s very clever! – Why do you have so much hair? –

Drugs A boss shouts at his employee: – What’s wrong with you, you seem to be on drugs? – We both know

A dangerous neighbour A village. Night-time. A husband and wife have just gone to bed when there is a knock at the door

Products for my daughter – Miss, I’d like some cheese, sour cream and yoghurt. – Are you buying them for