Telegram

A dog comes to the post office:

– Can I send a telegram?

They give him a form.

He writes: ‘Woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof, woof.’

The clerk counts and says:

– ‘You have nine “woofs” here, you can add a tenth for free.’

The dog carefully reads the text, closes his eyes, repeats it, and says:

– ‘No, I don’t need the tenth, because it sounds like nonsense.’