Short Jokes
Whether you’re appealing to get some giggles out of kids or start a lighthearted chat over happy hour with coworkers, these short jokes are sure to take the cake! Take a peek at this list and choose your favorites.
Smart gadgets on a date
February 21, 2026 8:38 amWhen he saw her, his smartwatch measured his heart rate and his smart banking app blocked his credit card.
Cheap surgeon
January 2, 2026 6:25 pmA very cheap plastic surgeon always says at the end of the operation:
– Well… good for now…
Oxygen
January 2, 2026 6:02 pmWe are very fortunate that oxygen is distributed evenly, unlike all other natural resources.
Why are there no stray dogs in China?
December 23, 2025 8:59 am– So tell me, have you ever seen a stray lamb in Bosnia?
Goldfish
December 22, 2025 7:21 pmMan caught a goldfish, and the fish said to him:
– I will fulfill your three wishes, just don’t take me back to the river!
Delicious soup
December 15, 2025 8:16 am– Darling, what delicious soup you made today! New recipe?
– No, honey, I just washed the pot.
Shark
December 15, 2025 6:24 amSharks can smell blood from 5 kilometres away. You just cut yourself with a razor, and the shark has already called a taxi.
A valuable find
December 14, 2025 8:23 amIt’s nice to find 100 euros in a coat pocket. And this is only my first day working in the cloakroom.
Express course
December 13, 2025 7:01 amEnglish in One Night. A Guide for Polar Explorers