Short Jokes
Whether you’re appealing to get some giggles out of kids or start a lighthearted chat over happy hour with coworkers, these short jokes are sure to take the cake! Take a peek at this list and choose your favorites.

Insomnia
November 17, 2025 10:22 pmI lie awake, counting sheep. …

Cause and effect
November 17, 2025 1:25 amWhen the first monkey picked up the stick …

Brain or not
November 16, 2025 11:36 pmPractice shows that those who have brains have ears. …

Encyclopedia Britannica
November 3, 2025 10:24 pmI am selling the entire “Encyclopedia Britannica”. It has not been used, my wife knows everything.

If I had a choice of which hell to burn in
November 3, 2025 4:41 pmI would choose the Russian one, because their cauldrons are leaky, …

Never anger women
November 3, 2025 4:37 pmThey remember even things that haven’t happened yet.

Nobody knows
November 2, 2025 1:05 pmWhen a lover walks into your house, the whole neighborhood knows. …

The most unpleasant thing
October 21, 2025 6:37 pmThe most unpleasant thing in life is when someone disturb you to do nothing.

Maldives or Bali
October 20, 2025 10:32 pm– Honey, my psychotherapist recommended that we go on vacation to the Maldives or Bali. Where should we go? …
