Jokes

Two friends are talking at the bar:
– Dude, what are you gonna drink? My treat.

A man comes to the library:
– Good day, do you have a book about suicide?

Two entrepreneurs are talking: …

The wife says to her husband:
– You must tell your son not to marry that goat!

The bull chases Muju around the house. Fata tells him: …

Intensive care room, patients on breathing machine. …

A Bosnian got a job and his boss says: …

What would you do if your arm was broken in two places?

John says to Mike that a box fell on his head yesterday…