Jokes

Renovation Mujo is renovating apartment to make it like his neighbor Sulja’s above. He saw wallpaper at his neighbor

1 to 10 The wife asks her husband: – Honey, how much do you love me from 1 to 10? – I adore you from 1 to 10

Role-playing games A man says to his wife: – Let’s play role-playing games. – How does that work? –

Cause of Death A dying man says to the doctor: – “if anyone asks you, say that I died of AIDS” Doctor

Three personalities There are three personalities living inside me: the first one is losing weight, the second one always

Two gifts from God Adam and Eve are playing in the garden when God comes down to them and says: “My children, I have

Roll – Darling, I’m wet. – Would you like a paper towel? – No, I want something more than that…

The reason for drinking Husband and wife are arguing: – You spend all your money on drinking, says the woman –

Lecture The policeman stops the drunk and asks him: – Where are you going at this time of night? – To the lecture