Jokes

Visit A woman came to visit her husband in prison and asked him: – “How are you feeling, dear?” –

Window and cold The teacher says to little Bill: – Bill, close the window, it’s cold outside! – But if

Ideal worker The ideal employee, according to employers: – Has a higher education, – Has ten years of work experience

Animal protection A mare complains to a cow: – The farmer has completely worn me out: he harnesses me to the plough

Secret When I smoke on the balcony, I never throw cigarette butts down because I’m afraid the wind will blow them

Cough A zoo keeper calls the vet: – The elephant is coughing. What should I do? – Add a bottle of vodka to the

Bonuses Chief physician: – Bonuses will only be paid for regular patients. Pathologist: – Well, I’m in

A woman calls 911 – Help, my husband drank gasoline and is now running around the yard! – Don’t worry

Shipwrecked man reached the shore With his last strength, the shipwrecked man reached the shore. Tired but happy, he lies