Jokes

Stain on the wall The man wants to rent an apartment and the owner shows him the kitchen: – What is this big stain

Excellent recipe Husband and wife talk after lunch: – My dear, where did you find this excellent recipe for preparing

Haircut A mother cuts her son’s hair, and he resists and shouts: – I don’t want a haircut like dad! –

2 Centimeters Husband says to wife: – Eh my love, if it were 2 cm bigger, I would be a king. Wife replies: –

Hitchhiker A man is driving a car and sees a character hitchhiking. Pick it up and keep driving. Somewhere during the ride

Subway The subway car is packed. A man says to the woman standing next to him: – There’s a handrail on the left

IKEA sandwich – Dear, what’s for lunch? – IKEA sandwich! – What is it like…? – All the

Your dog stole my slippers Two neighbors are talking: – Your dog stole my slippers! – Come on, please, I saw

Everything from the recipe A young woman presented to her husband the first cake she made. The husband tried it frowning