Jokes

Train station Husband is waiting for wife at the train station and when she got off the train, husband just says hello to

Wedding dress Mother-in-law tells to the daughter-in-law at the wedding: – You know, Daughter, your wedding dress

SMS message A boy sends an SMS to a girl: – I am asking the user to marry me. Gets a response: – Dear user

Mushroom pie – I love blueberry pies, so my eyesight is 100%. – And I love mushroom pies, so my eyesight is

Plus two or minus two A man was swimming in the sea, swam behind a buoy and suddenly heard a voice from nowhere: –

100 euros 2 friends are sitting on the bench, smoking and drinking. Says one: – “Brother, as I am waisted, everything

Waiting for the tram Husband and wife bought a wardrobe. After two days, the woman calls the craftsman to look at the closet

Snail A waiter in a restaurant reads the menu to a guest: – You know, the specialty of our restaurant is snails. –

Lend me your drill Neighbor, can you lend me your drill tonight? Of course, what are you planning to do? I plan to sleep