Jokes

Desert Direction Two exhausted men are walking through the desert and meet a Bedouin. They ask him where the weather is

Right location Grandma goes to the cemeteries and asks the gravedigger: – Son, do you know where the grave no 64 is

Doctor vs colonel – Neighbor! Are you not sick? – Why sick? – Well, I see that young doctor comes to you

Beat the carpet – Mom, why are you yelling at the father? – To beat the carpet! – Well, he said he would

Frozen look and not breathing There are two hunters in the forest, when one of them suddenly falls to the ground with a

Why your dog does not take eyes from me Son-in-law came to his mother-in-law’s house for dinner, and while they were

Optician’s shop In the optician’s shop. The woman turns to her husband. – I am in doubt, with this one

Message on the fridge The husband comes home late and sees a message from his wife on the fridge: – I’ve had

After a funeral The man buried his wife, did everything at the cemetery and came home. When he entered the house, the sky