Jokes

Children How are your children? – They are fine. One graduated as a teacher, the other as a doctor, my daughter is

Doctor`s advice All visits to the doctor end like this: Doctor: – Do you remember that thing you love? Me: –

Cowardice How can we distinguish caution from cowardice? – It’s very simple: if we are afraid, it is caution

In the grocery store In the shop, I asked the young saleswoman whether these were hind legs or front legs. She went to ask

Looking for a cashier Two friends are talking: – My company is looking for a cashier. – Why? They got a new

Northern fishing A man is going fishing, his wife says: – Dress warmly, don’t forget your gloves. – Are

Bibliophile – Oh, I love reading too. Do you have any favourite books? – Yes, 1984 – Why so many? 5/5

Surprise drawer A young secretary decided to drop in her boss’s desk drawer her thong during a corporate party so

We master subjects: MATHEMATICS: – we pool money for alcohol; PHYSICAL EDUCATION – we decided who would run