Jokes

Genetic factor Two friends talking: – “My older son looks exactly like me.” – “It is due to

My left leg hurts every day Now in his later years, John went to see a doctor because of his pain: – Doctor, my left

Messages on Viber Son asks her mother: – Mom, why did dad leave? – Son, do you know how to delete messages on

Fortune teller A woman came to the fortune teller and paid her 200 euros. – What do the cards say, how is my husband

Beans for 3 days Two friends are in quarantine due to corona, so they only talk via Viber: – Do you wear masks when

Car navigation Man was driving in a car with a car navigation. The car navigator said: – “Dude, do not drive

A guy approaches a pretty girl A guy approaches a pretty girl and asks: – What do you do for living? – Well

How can I make it up to you? John ran over a rooster on the way. He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper: –

I see dots in front of my eyes A man came to the doctor: – Doctor, I see dots in front of my eyes. – Well, didn’t