October 2025

– I love blueberry pies, so my eyesight is 100%.
– And I love mushroom pies, so my eyesight is 150%.

A man was swimming in the sea, swam behind a buoy and suddenly heard a voice from nowhere:
–    Plus two or minus two?

2 friends are sitting on the bench, smoking and drinking. Says one:
– “Brother, as I am waisted, everything doubles in my eyes.”

Husband and wife bought a wardrobe. After two days, the woman calls the craftsman to look at the closet because it was creaking so much. …