Not very sober
Not very sober He was not very sober, but strong.
The man wants to rent an apartment and the owner shows him the kitchen:
– What is this big stain on the wall? The man asks.
Husband and wife talk after lunch:
– My dear, where did you find this excellent recipe for preparing mushrooms?
A mother cuts her son’s hair, and he resists and shouts:
– I don’t want a haircut like dad! …
Husband says to wife:
– Eh my love, if it were 2 cm bigger, I would be a king.
Wife replies:
A man is driving a car and sees a character hitchhiking. Pick it up and keep driving. Somewhere during the ride he jokingly asks: