Winter is coming
Winter is coming Limited offer. Be fast. Prepare the throne.
2025
Snail
A waiter in a restaurant reads the menu to a guest:
You know, the specialty of our restaurant is snails.
Lend me your drill
Neighbor, can you lend me your drill tonight?
Of course, what are you planning to do?
Stain on the wall
The man wants to rent an apartment and the owner shows him the kitchen:
– What is this big stain on the wall? The man asks.