February 2026

– Whatever you do, don’t tell Mom he’s here.

,,,26,27,28,29,30! C’mon you gotta live!
– Who’s he?
– He was Ed’s life insurance agent.

– We are became from wolf
– And our owner?
– From monkey
– What a shame!

Everything must be clean

– Why did some chick send you a picture of her in thong?
– I was going to buy that for you.
– Than why did she send you a picture of her without a thong?
– I guess… she sold it.

– Look, I’ve already told you. There’s not enough room in the saucer to abduct your wife.