February 2026

Mother-in-law had an accident

When you have no money for an MRI, but you have a friend working at the airport.

– I don’t care if you don’t like it! … By God, you’re gonna eat it!

– I’m not sure if she kissing or eating him

– Hay! Hay! Hay! … Who’s the wise gay that turned down the thermostat?

The director of “IKEA” is retiring, so the workers presented him with a cake

– Eat my apple, will you? Leave my garden! Begone!… And take all the mole traps with you!

– They say parallel parking is one of the toughest driving skills to master.

If they only knew each other’s thoughts