February 2026

– Bricks thrown thru your window? Call Al’s glass …

– To hear the ocean in English, press one. Para Espanol…

– Ready? Twist…

Fire dealers

– I used coupons to save $17 of 120 pounds of dog food. I’ve never even owned a dog!

– Oh sure! Just sit there watching your football while I go to church on my own again!

– Fred and Wilma

Past – Present

– My darling, they’re yours. They just have measles.