February 2026

– Trust me, catching it isn’t that satisfying.

– Stop staring at me like that, I just swallowed a couple of Easter eggs.

– Trust me, Miss Blake. No one will ever notice you’re wearing a hearing aid.

– I never thought I’d say this, but I’m concerned about not having enough politicians.

– Do you really want to hear all details?

– Looks like someone is about to get one ugly baby.

– Wow! You must really like pizza!

– Why are you building a time machine?
– You’ll see.
– Will you be my boyfriend?
– No.

– Will you swallow it? I’m proposing to my girlfriend at dinner and want to hide it in the food.