When you wanted to do nice thing
– You know I hate it when you bring your work home with you!
– Congratulations on your new job. Your first order of business is to build your office furniture.
– When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
– I clean the toilet…
– How does that help?
– I use your toothbrush.
– Surrender, earthling! You are no match for our superior…
– Get the stick!
– No, I don’t need help carrying it to the car. For $440, I need an armed guard.