Chasing snowman
Everything must be clean
2026
Internet shopping
– Why did some chick send you a picture of her in thong?
– I was going to buy that for you.
– Than why did she send you a picture of her without a thong?
– I guess… she sold it.
Limitation of alien`s technology
– Look, I’ve already told you. There’s not enough room in the saucer to abduct your wife.
Alternative medicine
When you have no money for an MRI, but you have a friend working at the airport.
When cereal was not invented yet
– I don’t care if you don’t like it! … By God, you’re gonna eat it!
Somebody is still trying to stop global warming
– Hay! Hay! Hay! … Who’s the wise gay that turned down the thermostat?
