2026

Hard target

Hard target

– Wow!… I can’t wait
To look as good as you do!
– Well, you’ll have to go through a lot of shit first!

Right outfit

Right outfit

That pillowcase is too skimpy.
If you want to roam the earth, go and put on proper sheet.

Cheap surgeon

Cheap surgeon

A very cheap plastic surgeon always says at the end of the operation:
– Well… good for now…

Oxygen

Oxygen

We are very fortunate that oxygen is distributed evenly, unlike all other natural resources.