Smart gadgets on a date
When he saw her, his smartwatch measured his heart rate and his smart banking app blocked his credit card.
Short Jokes
Whether you’re appealing to get some giggles out of kids or start a lighthearted chat over happy hour with coworkers, these short jokes are sure to take the cake! Take a peek at this list and choose your favorites.
Cheap surgeon
A very cheap plastic surgeon always says at the end of the operation:
– Well… good for now…
Goldfish
Man caught a goldfish, and the fish said to him:
– I will fulfill your three wishes, just don’t take me back to the river!
Delicious soup
– Â Darling, what delicious soup you made today! New recipe?
– Â No, honey, I just washed the pot.
Shark
Sharks can smell blood from 5 kilometres away. You just cut yourself with a razor, and the shark has already called a taxi.
A valuable find
It’s nice to find 100 euros in a coat pocket. And this is only my first day working in the cloakroom.
