2026

– Wow! You must really like pizza!

– Why are you building a time machine?
– You’ll see.
– Will you be my boyfriend?
– No.

– Will you swallow it? I’m proposing to my girlfriend at dinner and want to hide it in the food.

– You know I hate it when you bring your work home with you!

– Congratulations on your new job. Your first order of business is to build your office furniture.

– When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
– I clean the toilet…
– How does that help?
– I use your toothbrush.

Big fish big bait

– Do you want to drive now?

– Surrender, earthling! You are no match for our superior…
– Get the stick!