2026

Darwin’s mistake

– Mice are better than cats.
– Whoa, man. That’s reverse racism.
– What?
– That’s as bad as saying cats are better than mice!
– But mice are better.
– Much.

– Young people these days … They have absolutely no respect for tradition.

– Which one is yours?

– Under the new law, a spare wheel is mandatory.

– We found out what that grumbling and hissing was. You got yer wife locked in the trunk.

– Anything you say can be used against you.
– I know. I’m married.

– I rented our basement to the goths.

– Have a large family, eh?