2026

– That snob only likes bottled water.

When job is only part time.

– I knew that one, too!

– I wish he would uncover his car already … I can’t wait much longer…

– Sorry, wrong fairy tale

– Weee will, weee will rock you!
– You gotta admit… That has a catchy sound to it!

– Okey! Everyone remember the buddy system!

Absurdus of airport rules

– Why didn’t you go before we left?