Wedding dress
Mother-in-law tells to the daughter-in-law at the wedding:
– You know, Daughter, your wedding dress is not so nice.
Jokes
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Mushroom pie
– I love blueberry pies, so my eyesight is 100%.
– And I love mushroom pies, so my eyesight is 150%.
Plus two or minus two
A man was swimming in the sea, swam behind a buoy and suddenly heard a voice from nowhere:
–Â Â Â Plus two or minus two?
100 euros
2 friends are sitting on the bench, smoking and drinking. Says one:
– “Brother, as I am waisted, everything doubles in my eyes.”
Waiting for the tram
Husband and wife bought a wardrobe. After two days, the woman calls the craftsman to look at the closet because it was creaking so much. …