Jokes

Two friends talking:
– “My older son looks exactly like me.”
– “It is due to the influence of the genetic factor!”
– “Then why does the younger …

Now in his later years, John went to see a doctor because of his pain:
– Doctor, my left leg hurts every day!
– Well, My John, it’s because of age.

Son asks her mother:
– Mom, why did dad leave?
– Son, do you know how to delete messages on Viber?
– I know!

A woman came to the fortune teller and paid her 200 euros.
– What do the cards say, how is my husband?
– They say he will die soon!

Two friends are in quarantine due to corona, so they only talk via Viber:
– Do you wear masks when you go to the store? – One asks the other.
– Ohh… even more,

Man was driving in a car with a car navigation.
The car navigator said:
– “Dude, do not drive 60 km per hour, the limit is 50.”
The second time the car navigator said:

A guy approaches a pretty girl and asks:

– What do you do for living?
– Well, I’m a model.
– And where?
– Well, on Instagram. And what do you do?

John ran over a rooster on the way.
He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper:
– “I’m sorry madam, but it really wasn’t intentional! How can I make it up to you?”

A man came to the doctor:
– Doctor, I see dots in front of my eyes.
– Well, didn’t the glasses help you?
– They helped, now I can see them much better!