Hitchhiker
A man is driving a car and sees a character hitchhiking. Pick it up and keep driving. Somewhere during the ride he jokingly asks:
Jokes
Some days, it’s not easy to find a reason to smile. But we’re here to lighten the mood and put a smile on your face with the best funny jokes around!
Subway
The subway car is packed. A man says to the woman standing next to him:
– There’s a handrail on the left you can hold onto.
IKEA sandwich
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– IKEA sandwich!
– What is it like…?
– All the ingredients are in the fridge, just put it together!
Your dog stole my slippers
Two neighbors are talking:
– Your dog stole my slippers!
– Come on, please, I saw him when he came back, he came barefooted!
Everything from the recipe
A young woman presented to her husband the first cake she made. The husband tried it frowning and barely swallowed a bite.
– What did you put in this cake?
Dear, what’s for lunch
The husband comes home and asks his wife from the door:
– Dear, what’s for lunch?
– Nothing! – answered the woman.