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A man ended up in the hospital. The nurse brings him lunch: a piece of bread, a quarter of a tomato, half an egg, and a spoonful of porridge.
Jokes
Some days, it’s not easy to find a reason to smile. But we’re here to lighten the mood and put a smile on your face with the best funny jokes around!
Pass the entrance exam
A gynecologist came to apply for a job at a car service center. The mechanic said to him:
Pass the entrance exam, and we’ll hire you.
Gates of Heaven
After the traffic accident, two friends arrive at the gates of Heaven. There, a gentleman in white awaits them and says:
– Welcome to paradise, gentlemen!
What should I do
A man calls the doctor’s office and asks the doctor for advice:
– Doctor, my wife is sick, she has lost her voice and cannot speak. What should I do?
Somewhere in Botswana
Somewhere in Botswana. A policeman stopped three people on a motorbike.
– Well, are you normal?! Three of you on one motorcycle?!
At least you tried
Wife leaves the beauty salon and walks towards husband, who was waiting for her on a nearby bench. When she came closer, husband looked at her and said: