Beans for 3 days
Two friends are in quarantine due to corona, so they only talk via Viber:
– Do you wear masks when you go to the store? – One asks the other.
– Ohh… even more,
Jokes
Some days, it’s not easy to find a reason to smile. But we’re here to lighten the mood and put a smile on your face with the best funny jokes around!
Car navigation
Man was driving in a car with a car navigation.
The car navigator said:
– “Dude, do not drive 60 km per hour, the limit is 50.”
The second time the car navigator said:
A guy approaches a pretty girl
A guy approaches a pretty girl and asks:
– What do you do for living?
– Well, I’m a model.
– And where?
– Well, on Instagram. And what do you do?
How can I make it up to you?
John ran over a rooster on the way.
He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper:
– “I’m sorry madam, but it really wasn’t intentional! How can I make it up to you?”
I see dots in front of my eyes
A man came to the doctor:
– Doctor, I see dots in front of my eyes.
– Well, didn’t the glasses help you?
– They helped, now I can see them much better!
I went to the same school
Father drives son in the car and they pass by a school.
– Son, is this the school you go to?
– Yes dad!
– You see, I went to the same school 20 years ago!