Jokes

Man was driving in a car with a car navigation.
The car navigator said:
– “Dude, do not drive 60 km per hour, the limit is 50.”
The second time the car navigator said:

A guy approaches a pretty girl and asks:

– What do you do for living?
– Well, I’m a model.
– And where?
– Well, on Instagram. And what do you do?

John ran over a rooster on the way.
He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper:
– “I’m sorry madam, but it really wasn’t intentional! How can I make it up to you?”

A man came to the doctor:
– Doctor, I see dots in front of my eyes.
– Well, didn’t the glasses help you?
– They helped, now I can see them much better!

Father drives son in the car and they pass by a school.
– Son, is this the school you go to?
– Yes dad!
– You see, I went to the same school 20 years ago!

A husband and wife lie in bed, and the husband whispers into the wife’s ear:
– Do you want to play a doctor?
– Do you want state or private? – the woman asks him.