Mosquitoes
If mosquitoes drank fat instead of blood, they would be precious.
A newspaper is a unique thing: it’s a tablecloth, a fly swatter, a fan, toilet paper, a hat, an umbrella, and you can even read it.
– My toothbrush cleans teeth in hard-to-reach places. What about yours?
– I don’t have teeth in hard-to-reach places.
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This world is very strange: if the state finds oil on your land, it belongs to the state, and if thay finds marihuana, it belongs to you…
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His wife left him because of drinking.
He gave up alcohol because he no longer has a reason to drink.
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