Slam the door
Husband and wife are arguing and she says to him:
– You can’t slam the door as hard as I can oversalt your lunch!
Short Jokes
Whether you’re appealing to get some giggles out of kids or start a lighthearted chat over happy hour with coworkers, these short jokes are sure to take the cake! Take a peek at this list and choose your favorites.
Passing the cemetery
My ex just texted me:
– I wish you were here.
He always sends it to me when he passes the cemetery.
Drink a glass of brandy
If you are afraid that you will gain weight, drink a glass of brandy before a meal. It eliminates the feeling of fear.
Christmas tree
What does a dog say when he sees a Christmas tree?
– They finally put a light on my toilet!
All the things
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford.
Then I want to move in with them.