Unique thing
A newspaper is a unique thing: it’s a tablecloth, a fly swatter, a fan, toilet paper, a hat, an umbrella, and you can even read it.
Short Jokes
Whether you’re appealing to get some giggles out of kids or start a lighthearted chat over happy hour with coworkers, these short jokes are sure to take the cake! Take a peek at this list and choose your favorites.
Hard-to-reach places
– My toothbrush cleans teeth in hard-to-reach places. What about yours?
– I don’t have teeth in hard-to-reach places.
It belongs to country
This world is very strange: if the state finds oil on your land, it belongs to the state, and if thay finds marihuana, it belongs to you…
He gave up alcohol
His wife left him because of drinking.
He gave up alcohol because he no longer has a reason to drink.
Coughing and breathing hard
Doctor, I’m coughing and breathing hard.
– Do you smoke cigarettes?
– I smoke, but it doesn’t help!