Two diagnoses
Doctors have two diagnoses:
– It’s nothing.
– What have you been waiting for until now!
Short Jokes
Whether you’re appealing to get some giggles out of kids or start a lighthearted chat over happy hour with coworkers, these short jokes are sure to take the cake! Take a peek at this list and choose your favorites.
I can control my feelings
– “Don’t you ever feel the need to take a bath?”, said doctor to patient.
– “I feel it, doctor, but I can control my feelings.”
Alcoholism is a disease
All over the world, alcoholism is a disease.
Only in Russia they ask you:
– Why don’t you drink? Are you sick?
You eat the cheese
Mom, I don’t like cheese with holes! – says son.
– You eat the cheese, but leave the holes – replied mom.
Prison library
An inmate came to the prison library looking for a book. The librarian answers him:
– We don’t have that book, but we have the author!
Glowed like firefly
What would happen if fleas glowed like firefly?
Some people would look like as Christmas tree!