Short Jokes

The most unpleasant thing
The most unpleasant thing in life is when someone disturb you to do nothing.

Maldives or Bali
– Honey, my psychotherapist recommended that we go on vacation to the Maldives or Bali. Where should we go? …

Recover Password
I’m at that age where I immediately press the “ Recover Password” button without even trying to remember it.

Mosquitoes
If mosquitoes drank fat instead of blood, they would be precious.

Unique thing
A newspaper is a unique thing: it’s a tablecloth, a fly swatter, a fan, toilet paper, a hat, an umbrella, and you can even read it.

Hard-to-reach places
– My toothbrush cleans teeth in hard-to-reach places. What about yours?
– I don’t have teeth in hard-to-reach places.
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