Short Jokes
Coughing and breathing hard
Doctor, I’m coughing and breathing hard.
– Do you smoke cigarettes?
– I smoke, but it doesn’t help!
Two diagnoses
Doctors have two diagnoses:
– It’s nothing.
– What have you been waiting for until now!
I can control my feelings
– “Don’t you ever feel the need to take a bath?”, said doctor to patient.
– “I feel it, doctor, but I can control my feelings.”
Alcoholism is a disease
All over the world, alcoholism is a disease.
Only in Russia they ask you:
– Why don’t you drink? Are you sick?
You eat the cheese
Mom, I don’t like cheese with holes! – says son.
– You eat the cheese, but leave the holes – replied mom.
Prison library
An inmate came to the prison library looking for a book. The librarian answers him:
– We don’t have that book, but we have the author!
Since you have already found yourself on this page by chance or by mistake, we will continue to strangle you and suggest how you can waste your time in even more ways.
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