Short Jokes
Alcoholism is a disease
All over the world, alcoholism is a disease.
Only in Russia they ask you:
– Why don’t you drink? Are you sick?
You eat the cheese
Mom, I don’t like cheese with holes! – says son.
– You eat the cheese, but leave the holes – replied mom.
Prison library
An inmate came to the prison library looking for a book. The librarian answers him:
– We don’t have that book, but we have the author!
Glowed like firefly
What would happen if fleas glowed like firefly?
Some people would look like as Christmas tree!
Slam the door
Husband and wife are arguing and she says to him:
– You can’t slam the door as hard as I can oversalt your lunch!
Passing the cemetery
My ex just texted me:
– I wish you were here.
He always sends it to me when he passes the cemetery.
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