Short Jokes

Glowed like firefly
What would happen if fleas glowed like firefly?
Some people would look like as Christmas tree!

Slam the door
Husband and wife are arguing and she says to him:
– You can’t slam the door as hard as I can oversalt your lunch!

Passing the cemetery
My ex just texted me:
– I wish you were here.
He always sends it to me when he passes the cemetery.

Drink a glass of brandy
If you are afraid that you will gain weight, drink a glass of brandy before a meal. It eliminates the feeling of fear.

Christmas tree
What does a dog say when he sees a Christmas tree?
– They finally put a light on my toilet!

Marriage ?
What is marriage?
It is the period after life and before death!
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