Short Jokes
It belongs to country
This world is very strange: if the state finds oil on your land, it belongs to the state, and if thay finds marihuana, it belongs to you…
He gave up alcohol
His wife left him because of drinking.
He gave up alcohol because he no longer has a reason to drink.
Half drunk
Wife: Why did you come home half drunk?
Husband: It’s not my fault … I ran out of money…
Coughing and breathing hard
Doctor, I’m coughing and breathing hard.
– Do you smoke cigarettes?
– I smoke, but it doesn’t help!
Two diagnoses
Doctors have two diagnoses:
– It’s nothing.
– What have you been waiting for until now!
I can control my feelings
– “Don’t you ever feel the need to take a bath?”, said doctor to patient.
– “I feel it, doctor, but I can control my feelings.”
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