April 2025

A boy asks his father:
– “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
Dad replies:
– “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,”
After dinner the father asks:

I went down the street to a 24-hour grocery store.
When I got there, the guy was locking the front door.
I said, – “Hey! The sign says you’re open 24 hours.”