Coughing and breathing hard
Doctor, I’m coughing and breathing hard.
– Do you smoke cigarettes?
– I smoke, but it doesn’t help!
September 2025
Two diagnoses
Doctors have two diagnoses:
– It’s nothing.
– What have you been waiting for until now!
My boyfriend proposed to me
The daughter says to her mother in an excited voice:
Mom, my boyfriend proposed to me, but I don’t know what to do… He didn’t even know me properly…
Genetic factor
Two friends talking:
– “My older son looks exactly like me.”
– “It is due to the influence of the genetic factor!”
– “Then why does the younger …
My left leg hurts every day
Now in his later years, John went to see a doctor because of his pain:
– Doctor, my left leg hurts every day!
– Well, My John, it’s because of age.
Messages on Viber
Son asks her mother:
– Mom, why did dad leave?
– Son, do you know how to delete messages on Viber?
– I know!
Fortune teller
A woman came to the fortune teller and paid her 200 euros.
– What do the cards say, how is my husband?
– They say he will die soon!
Beans for 3 days
Two friends are in quarantine due to corona, so they only talk via Viber:
– Do you wear masks when you go to the store? – One asks the other.
– Ohh… even more,
Car navigation
Man was driving in a car with a car navigation.
The car navigator said:
– “Dude, do not drive 60 km per hour, the limit is 50.”
The second time the car navigator said: