September 2025

A woman came to the fortune teller and paid her 200 euros.
– What do the cards say, how is my husband?
– They say he will die soon!

Two friends are in quarantine due to corona, so they only talk via Viber:
– Do you wear masks when you go to the store? – One asks the other.
– Ohh… even more,

Man was driving in a car with a car navigation.
The car navigator said:
– “Dude, do not drive 60 km per hour, the limit is 50.”
The second time the car navigator said:

A guy approaches a pretty girl and asks:

– What do you do for living?
– Well, I’m a model.
– And where?
– Well, on Instagram. And what do you do?