How can I make it up to you?
John ran over a rooster on the way.
He stopped the car and went to the housekeeper:
– “I’m sorry madam, but it really wasn’t intentional! How can I make it up to you?”
September 2025
Alcoholism is a disease
All over the world, alcoholism is a disease.
Only in Russia they ask you:
– Why don’t you drink? Are you sick?
You eat the cheese
Mom, I don’t like cheese with holes! – says son.
– You eat the cheese, but leave the holes – replied mom.
I see dots in front of my eyes
A man came to the doctor:
– Doctor, I see dots in front of my eyes.
– Well, didn’t the glasses help you?
– They helped, now I can see them much better!
I went to the same school
Father drives son in the car and they pass by a school.
– Son, is this the school you go to?
– Yes dad!
– You see, I went to the same school 20 years ago!
Prison library
An inmate came to the prison library looking for a book. The librarian answers him:
– We don’t have that book, but we have the author!