Frozen look and not breathing
There are two hunters in the forest, when one of them suddenly falls to the ground with a frozen look and not breathing. The friend calls 911 immediately: …
November 2025
Why your dog does not take eyes from me
Son-in-law came to his mother-in-law’s house for dinner, and while they were having dinner, the mother-in-law’s dog did not take his eyes off him.
Encyclopedia Britannica
I am selling the entire “Encyclopedia Britannica”. It has not been used, my wife knows everything.
If I had a choice of which hell to burn in
I would choose the Russian one, because their cauldrons are leaky, …
Optician’s shop
In the optician’s shop. The woman turns to her husband.
– I am in doubt, with this one I look ugly but they are cheap, with this other one I look …