December 2025

Best friend

Best friend

Two friends are talking at the bar:
– Dude, what are you gonna drink? My treat.

In the library

In the library

A man comes to the library:
– Good day, do you have a book about suicide?

Goldfish

Goldfish

Man caught a goldfish, and the fish said to him:

– I will fulfill your three wishes, just don’t take me back to the river!

Marriage tips

Marriage tips

The wife says to her husband:
– You must tell your son not to marry that goat!