Encyclopedia Britannica
I am selling the entire “Encyclopedia Britannica”. It has not been used, my wife knows everything.
2025
If I had a choice of which hell to burn in
I would choose the Russian one, because their cauldrons are leaky, …
Optician’s shop
In the optician’s shop. The woman turns to her husband.
– I am in doubt, with this one I look ugly but they are cheap, with this other one I look …
Message on the fridge
The husband comes home late and sees a message from his wife on the fridge:
– I’ve had enough! This doesn’t work, I’m leaving!
After a funeral
The man buried his wife, did everything at the cemetery and came home.
When he entered the house, the sky broke down, it started to rain, lightning, thunder…